(Horrified) No! We are seniors! We need to show the younger kids that we are mature. Max, take off the glasses. Gleb, put on the traditional beard.
"Did you all complete your 500-page practice tests? Did you sleep more than four hours? No? GOOD. Because Santa only brings caffeine pills and existential dread this year!" ANYA: (Sighing) Why can’t we just be normal?
(Yawns) My reality is already cold and hard. I spent four hours on physics homework and three hours wondering why I exist. Can we just throw some tinsel on Gleb and call it a day? stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov
Cool, wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses (indoors).
(Pulling a fake beard out of his sack) Fine, I’ll do the traditional bit. (Deep voice) "HO HO HO! Have you been good students?" ANYA: Better. (Horrified) No
The scene is set in a high school assembly hall, decorated with a slightly lopsided Christmas tree and silver tinsel. Characters:
Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty. Max, take off the glasses
Overachiever, holding a massive stack of "New Year’s Resolutions."
