Santa baby, I checked my bank account and—well, yikes .I’ve been an angel... mostly. Depending on your likes.I forgot to write my list, was busy doomscrolling on my phone,So just bring the whole sleigh, baby, and leave me alone.
Christmas maybe?I’m feeling fifty-fifty on the "nice."Christmas maybe?Just skip the coal and bring the fancy ice.I’m not saying I’m a saint,But I’m definitely not a ghost.So put a ribbon on a Tesla,And we’ll have a holiday toast. Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe
Think heavy upright bass, but with a lo-fi hip-hop beat underneath. It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously wandering the aisles of a Target on December 24th. Santa baby, I checked my bank account and—well, yikes
While the original wanted a fur and a yacht, the sequel is aiming for: A subscription that never expires. A therapist who takes his insurance. The "unsend" button for every text sent after 11 PM. A duplex in the city (with a deed that’s fully signed). Christmas maybe