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By the time he reached the surface, his calorie count was sitting at a staggering . He looked down at his diamond armor—it looked tight. Every step cost him massive amounts of stamina. He tried to swing his pickaxe at a stray zombie, but the swing was slow and labored.
He began a forced marathon across the sand. He spent three days and three nights doing nothing but jumping, sprinting, and digging holes just to fill them back in. Slowly, the number ticked down. 8,000… 5,000… 3,000.
Steve sighed and ate the kelp. Being a hero was a lot more about diet than he ever expected.
He stopped. He looked at the cake, then at his HUD, and then at a single, lonely piece of dried kelp.
By the time he reached the surface, his calorie count was sitting at a staggering . He looked down at his diamond armor—it looked tight. Every step cost him massive amounts of stamina. He tried to swing his pickaxe at a stray zombie, but the swing was slow and labored.
He began a forced marathon across the sand. He spent three days and three nights doing nothing but jumping, sprinting, and digging holes just to fill them back in. Slowly, the number ticked down. 8,000… 5,000… 3,000. By the time he reached the surface, his
Steve sighed and ate the kelp. Being a hero was a lot more about diet than he ever expected. He tried to swing his pickaxe at a
He stopped. He looked at the cake, then at his HUD, and then at a single, lonely piece of dried kelp. Slowly, the number ticked down
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