Colloquial Chinese (northern) (Must Read)

Even in text messages, northern-influenced slang dominates Chinese social media. Sounds like "bye bye." Fast and efficient.

Used everywhere, but deeply rooted in northern animal-based metaphors. shá The northern equivalent of shénme (什么). 二 èr Silly/Goofy Used affectionately (or not) for someone acting foolish. 溜 liù Smooth/Skilled Colloquial Chinese (Northern)

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Chī le ma? (吃了吗?) — This is the classic icebreaker, especially in Beijing . Colloquial Chinese (Northern)

Nǐ gà há qù? (你嘎哈去?) — Open your mouth wide and emphasize the "há" to sound authentic. "Have you eaten?"