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To read the play in its entirety or license it, you can view the official script listed at Concord Theatricals or preview the published book through Google Books .

In Jonathan Tolins' brilliant one-man show, Alex—a struggling, out-of-work actor who was just fired from Disneyland—takes a bizarre job curating the fictionalized underground shopping mall in Malibu basement. 🎭 The Monologue (Selection) buyer and cellar playbill

You have to play multiple characters throughout the show, and this opening establishes your baseline charisma. To read the play in its entirety or

"First of all, I want to thank you all for coming. Before we begin, there are a few things I have to say. I am not Barbra Streisand. I don't do her. I don’t think anybody should do her. She’s too specific. Even when people do her brilliantly, it's not her, it's an interpretation. So if you're looking for an impersonation, that’s not what this is. "First of all, I want to thank you all for coming

The humor relies heavily on a dry, self-aware delivery rather than over-the-top punchlines.