Buy One Get One Free Sofa -

"We don’t even have room for two sofas," Sarah pointed out, eyeing their modest apartment.

Delivery day was a disaster. 'The Cloud' fit perfectly in the living room, instantly elevating their home. Then came the freebie. Up close, the 'Bus Seat' loveseat didn’t just look old; it smelled faintly of mothballs and menthol cigarettes. Sarah’s sister took one look at the photo and blocked Liam’s number. buy one get one free sofa

Liam and Sarah had lived with “The Lumpy Legend”—a hand-me-down sofa from Liam’s college days—for five years too long. When a flyer hit their mat screaming they saw it as a sign. "We don’t even have room for two sofas,"

"We saved fifteen hundred dollars," Liam reminded her, sitting on 'The Cloud.' "We own a haunted bus seat, Liam," Sarah sighed. Then came the freebie

"Next time," Sarah said, sinking into the charcoal velvet, "we just buy one."