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"In Aethelgard? Heavens, no," the man chuckled. "But order is just a cage with gold bars. Chaos? Chaos is the key. For a small price, I can give you a 'Variable.' Just one."

As Elara walked out, the city looked the same, but the air felt different. At the corner, the traffic light—usually a perfect 60-second cycle—flickered. For the first time in history, it turned purple.

A man with mismatched socks and a coat made of velvet patches emerged from behind a mountain of clock springs. "Looking to buy some chaos?" he asked, his eyes sparkling with a mischievous glint.