After dodging a dozen pop-up ads for online casinos and suspicious "system cleaners," he finally saw it in bold text:

Two hours and several gigabytes later, the file was ready. He dimmed the lights, grabbed a bowl of instant noodles, and hit play.

The movie began, but it wasn't quite the cinematic masterpiece he expected. The "1080p" was optimistic at best; the colors were washed out, and the frame occasionally wobbled as if the person filming in the theater had been caught in a minor earthquake.