Code Contest: Bad

Entries will be judged by our panel of weary senior developers based on:

: Create a program that consumes 99% of CPU and RAM resources just to display a single "Hello World" message. Bad Code Contest

: A 1,000-page physical printout of your own code and a mug that says "It compiles on my machine." Entries will be judged by our panel of

: Does the code make the reader want to retire immediately? Bad Code Contest